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sans.

December 10, 2017 2:29am

theory one.
these are all by bunny girl from the bar.
i'm flattered, really, but not interested.
sorry.
i'd just much rather chill than have to put in effort to go on a date, nothin' personal.
though you never show interest unless drunk.
plus, i really can't think of any plausible reason she would pretend to be different people.
which leads me to

theory two.
it's alphys playing a prank on me.
this is much more plausible, but i can't imagine her writing the uh.
more “colorful” confessions.

theory three.
it's someone else playing a prank on me.
haha, real funny kiddo.
not sure who i [email protected]#$ off enough to do this, but you got me good.

theory four.
. . .
i'm all out of ideas.


sans.

December 10, 2017 1:56am

when alph said there were a thousand monsters with a “crush” on me, i didn't quite believe it.
i haven't even met a thousand monsters.
where are all of you coming from?
and what's with the pixel . . . fanart?
c'mon guys, i'm not that [email protected]#$.


sans.

December 10, 2017 1:40am

what the everloving [email protected]#$%& .


Skyy

December 4, 2017 4:45am

1,000TH CRUSH POST HAHAHAHAHAH [email protected]#$ me


Anonymous

December 4, 2017 4:44am

...why


Ashley

December 4, 2017 4:44am

why do i have a crush on a skeleton [email protected]#$


Anonymous

December 4, 2017 4:43am

f uck me hard


JUST SOME GUY

December 4, 2017 4:42am

RUN THE SANS FANGIRLS ARE COMING


autumnlynnsepticeye

November 27, 2017 8:38pm

[email protected]#$ me daddy [email protected]#$ jk but tbh I like sansss!!


yanderethesansblueberry

April 27, 2017 8:31pm

Why do people like Sans the most? I'm not hating on him I'm just curious